The 7th Annual Nation July 4th BBQ: Tonight! in BK


This will be a slam dunk event. A win win for everyone

Tonight in BK! The 7th Annual Nation BBQ. You don’t want to miss this!

8:30pm – 131 Vernon Ave. Brooklyn, NY (btwn Marcy and Tompkins Aves.) – $5 or a bottle to get in

Read my son Peyso’s description below!

Mid-week Flaptinerary
I dont usually do these midweek, but there are instances where we, as the soldiers of Flap, the crusaders of all things Poppage, the protector of the swag, the Yoloists extradoinares, the League of Extraordinary Flapstars, the champions of fun, the guardians of all things cracking, the white knight against wack niggas, those who flap til death, and turn it up in the grave, must exude unimaginable effort.

Thus, I present to you a mid-week flaptinerary….
The Nation’s 7th Annual 4th of July Extravaganza: Flap or Die!!!!

I really don’t have much to say. I could regale you with stories of epic flappage, or describe in detail why this event will flap at an unprecedented level, a level unheard of on this side of the Mississippi. However, I simply lack the vocabulary to accurately explain what will happen tonight. What I do know is that you will be drunk and you will be fed, and maybe, despite your swaglessness (most ppl are swagless next to me) you will bag.

Eff that, swaggy or not, you will bag. You will do more than bag, you will scoop and score, you will hook em like fish. They will be jumping like  (If you’re a jawn and you happen to receive this #nomisogyny) Remember that I am the CP3 of this shit. And if you’ve been lucky enough to receive this
email, you have the potential to be Blakey Griffin himself. The question is what girl will you make Pau Gasol? Who will be Kendrick?I don’t wanna hear about the event being on a Tuesday night and you’re tired. I don’t wanna hear about what other events you have to attend. As Emma Lazarus wrote in The
New Colussus “Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” Whatever else you’re doing is BS. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe the fresh air of flap, the wretched refuse of w/e BS event you’re attending this years, or those scarred by shitty 4th of July events of yesteryear. This event will take them and make the men, it will make men of us all.

Karl Marx wrote that “History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.” – If you missed this event once, I am sad for you. I truly am. A second time though? You’re a fucking clown. And I hate you.

8:30pm – 131 Vernon Ave. Brooklyn, NY (btwn Marcy and Tompkins Aves.) – $5 or a bottle to get in (#dontbullshitmebro about the cover, this shit cheap as fuck)
GIVE ME FLAP OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!

PEYSO

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