Friday Notes for March 22nd, 2024

Friday Notes for March 22nd, 2024

This is an edition of Uristocrat Notes, a newsletter that explores the most significant cultural stories of the day.

Culture

Future x Metro Boomin "WE DON'T TRUST YOU"

WE DON’T TRUST YOU by Future & Metro Boomin on Apple Music
Album · 2024 · 17 Songs

Those who’ve been following Metro Boomin’s career from the beginning have probably heard his signature drop a hundred or so times: “If Young Metro don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot you,” warbled by Future himself. There’s something mysteriously catchy about the tagline, which the producer has appended to handfuls of hits over the years. So it’s a fitting title for the first full-length project between Metro and Future, whose previous collaborations make for some of the most essential tracks in the Atlanta rapper’s canon, from early heaters “Karate Chop” and “Honest” to 2017’s mega-viral “Mask Off.” (The latter hit marked the last time the two collaborated; if that hiatus seems painfully lengthy, they’re currently making up for it, having teased a second joint album to follow later this year.)

Future and Metro might not trust you, but they clearly have faith in each other—11 years after “Maison Margiela,” the duo’s chemistry remains strong, enabling each other’s more experimental whims. That means in addition to classic Future Hendrix heartbreak ballads like “Runnin Outta Time” and classic Super Future hedonist anthems à la “Fried (She a Vibe),” you get curveballs like the Giorgio Moroder-esque “Type Shit,” the Cash Money-circa-1998 mood of “Like That,” or “Everyday Hustle,” whose warm soul sample coaxes a rare appearance from the super smooth Future Mayfield, as well as Rick Ross. Well into their respective veteran years, the two still sound like they’re having fun, especially on closing track “Where My Twin @,” which introduces an instant-classic Future bar into the lexicon: “In the courtroom/I’m on mushrooms.”

Sports

Oakland’s Jack Gohlke, the unlikely NCAA Tournament hero we never saw coming

Oakland’s Jack Gohlke, the unlikely NCAA Tournament hero we never saw coming
The 3-pointers kept falling for Gohlke, a Division II transfer who didn’t start but never left the floor once he entered the game.

NFL has no plans to discuss a ban on the tush push

NFL has no plans to discuss a ban on the tush push
The tush push isn’t going anywhere.

Sneakers

This Nike Zoom Vomero 5 Is Giving Off Brazilian Vibes
Nike Zoom Vomero 5 sports a sail and white mesh and leather base with malachite green hits. Head to Nice Kicks for more info.


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