Thursdays Notes for January 18th, 2024

This is an edition of Uristocrat Notes, a newsletter that guides you through the biggest cultural stories of the day.
Music
The Vince Staples Show debuts on Netflix Feb. 15.
Sports
Kram Session: Dejounte Murray’s Trade Value and Wemby’s Surge at Center
Kram Session: Dejounte Murray’s Trade Value and Wemby’s Surge at Center
Plus, we propose a trade for the Sixers, take note of Jabari Smith Jr.’s marked improvement, and more

Jones: Cowboys to keep McCarthy as coach in '24
Jones: Cowboys to keep McCarthy as coach in ’24
Mike McCarthy, who has one year left on his contract, will return as head coach of the Dallas Cowboys in 2024, owner and GM Jerry Jones announced.

Darius Slay: Eagles' defensive coordinator change was like being in two marriages
Darius Slay: Eagles’ defensive coordinator change was like being in two marriages
Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni demoted defensive coordinator Sean Desai late in the season and handed the coordinator responsibilities to assistant Matt Patricia.
Business x Finance x Technology
Artifact’s killer feature was rewriting bad headlines
Artifact’s killer feature was rewriting bad headlines
[Content warning: Old Man Yells At Cloud.] So Artifact, the news app startup from the creators of Instagram, is shutting down. There’s been a lot of analysis about the issue, and I agree with…

Sneakers
New Balance 9060 “Tea Tree” U9060NRG | Nice Kicks
New Balance 9060 “Tea Tree” boasts a mesh and leather construction dipped in neon yellow and black. Head to Nice Kicks for more info.

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