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  1. AI Companies Just Raised $297 Billion in a Single Quarter
    Technology

    AI Companies Just Raised $297 Billion in a Single Quarter

    In a single quarter, AI companies raised $297 billion — the largest concentration of venture and institutional capital in tech history, reshaping who controls the next decade of software.

    ·2 min read
  2. SpaceX Files for the Biggest IPO in History at a $1.75 Trillion Valuation
    Technology

    SpaceX Files for the Biggest IPO in History at a $1.75 Trillion Valuation

    SpaceX has filed for an IPO at a $1.75 trillion valuation — a number that would make it the most valuable company ever to go public, eclipsing Saudi Aramco's landmark 2019 listing.

    ·2 min read
  3. Victor Glover Is About to Make History on the Moon
    Culture

    Victor Glover Is About to Make History on the Moon

    NASA astronaut Victor Glover is days away from becoming the first Black man to walk on the Moon — a historic milestone for the Artemis program and American human spaceflight.

    ·2 min read
  4. The Daily Roundup: Melitta Baumeister x Nike, Artemis II Moon Launch, NBA Playoff Race, and OpenAI's $122B Round — April 1, 2026
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    The Daily Roundup: Melitta Baumeister x Nike, Artemis II Moon Launch, NBA Playoff Race, and OpenAI's $122B Round — April 1, 2026

    OpenAI just closed the largest private funding round in history at $122B — on April Fools' Day. Also landing today: Melitta Baumeister's architectural Nike collab and Artemis II's first crewed lunar orbit since Apollo.

    ·5 min read
  5. The Intelligence Brief: Nike's Turnaround Is Real — March 31, 2026
    Sneakers

    The Intelligence Brief: Nike's Turnaround Is Real — March 31, 2026

    Nike beat Wall Street on revenue and EPS — then dropped 8% anyway. The gap between performance and reaction tells you everything about where the turnaround actually stands.

    ·7 min read
  6. Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Executive Order to Defund NPR and PBS
    Culture

    Federal Judge Blocks Trump's Executive Order to Defund NPR and PBS

    A federal judge permanently blocked Trump's executive order targeting NPR and PBS, ruling it violated the First Amendment by using federal funding as punishment for editorial viewpoints.

    ·1 min read
  7. GOAT Launches Sneakers.com With $70 Average Prices
    Sneakers

    GOAT Launches Sneakers.com With $70 Average Prices

    GOAT Group launched Sneakers.com on March 31 with brand-new sneakers averaging $70 — a dramatic break from the authenticated resale platform that built its name on scarcity and premium pricing.

    ·1 min read
  8. Judge Orders University of Pennsylvania to Hand Over List of Jewish community members to Federal Government
    Culture

    Judge Orders University of Pennsylvania to Hand Over List of Jewish community members to Federal Government

    A federal judge has ordered the University of Pennsylvania to turn over names of Jewish community members to the Trump administration by May 1 — and campus Jewish leaders are among those calling it unconstitutional.

    ·1 min read
  9. Allbirds, Once Worth $4 Billion, Sells for $39 Million
    Sneakers

    Allbirds, Once Worth $4 Billion, Sells for $39 Million

    A brand that raised $348 million in its 2021 IPO is now selling for $39 million. The Allbirds collapse isn't a fraud story — it's a DTC era cautionary tale about timing, scale, and the limits of cultural momentum.

    ·1 min read
  10. Rec Room Is Shutting Down June 1
    Technology

    Rec Room Is Shutting Down June 1

    Once valued at $3.5 billion and home to 150 million lifetime players, Rec Room is shutting down June 1, 2026 — a defining casualty of the metaverse era's collapse.

    ·1 min read
  11. Anthropic Shipped 512,000 Lines of Source Code Inside a Claude Package by Mistake
    Technology

    Anthropic Shipped 512,000 Lines of Source Code Inside a Claude Package by Mistake

    Security researcher Chaofan Shou found ~2,000 source files hiding inside a Claude Code release package. It's the second accidental exposure Anthropic has confirmed in the same week.

    ·1 min read
  12. Las Vegas Gets Super Bowl LXIII in 2029
    NFL

    Las Vegas Gets Super Bowl LXIII in 2029

    NFL owners voted unanimously to bring Super Bowl LXIII back to Las Vegas in February 2029 — a rare second hosting nod that signals exactly where the NFL sees its future.

    ·1 min read